The Sarong – a devotion
- What is the most practical item you carry while enjoying your favorite activity?
- Describe the advantages and disadvantages of medium-weight, 100% cotton material.
- List the items you would carry in a survival kit the size of a small fanny pack.
I put on righteousness, and it clothed me; my justice was like a robe and a turban.
The Story, by Don
The sarong. It’s standard apparel for men in many areas of the world, especially in the Pacific island nations. And there are many kinds of sarongs: work sarong, business sarong, formal sarong, and so on. My first one came from Indonesia, sent to me by a missionary friend. After discovering its many uses, I am convinced that every outdoorsman needs one.
I now have several sarongs: the real deal mentioned above, a heavier one, and a light ones made from camouflage material. They’re easy to make: Take a piece of cotton material about 48×84 inches and sew the ends together to make a cloth “tube.” The finished size doesn’t matter but don’t make it too large (unless you are large).
I’ve used my sarongs as a garment (after all, that is the major purpose so think bathrobe at a campground, or dressing down at home or camp), towel, ground cloth, tent rug, blanket, pack, pillow, blind (that is, the camo one as a hunting blind), potholder, tablecloth and tailgate cloth, head cover, and gun case. I’ve even brewed a cup of coffee with the corner of my sarong! I’ve yet to use it as a lean-to, water strainer, clothes line (for instance, attached to a backpack with wet clothes threaded on to dry while hiking), first aid or to flag for help (thank goodness), and as a weapon. Yes, a weapon. Some forms of martial arts specialize in using a sarong as a flexible weapon. In the hands of a trained person, it can bind, choke, club, lock, press, trap, and whip. Please don’t try this at home.
Yet of all the things my sarong will do, it won’t get me to heaven.
About Job. Here’s a man in emotional, physical, and spiritual agony. His friends were no help, as was not his wife. He lost everything including the clothes on his back. Up until now, he had clothed himself with, well, probably nothing. Earlier, he had torn his robe and perhaps even ripped it off of himself in anguish, declaring, “Naked I came from my mother’s womb and naked I shall return!”
Then the second satanic affliction hit him. The boils on his skin were so severe that all he could do was scrape the wounds with a scrap piece of pottery. You can’t hardly do that with clothes on. Later, he sewed sackcloth together and covered himself the best he could. Still his bleeding wounds oozed, saturating the coarse material and dripping his blood onto the ground. He was a mess.
In all of his speaking and complaining, in all of his grieving and wailing, in all of his darkening of counsel and contending with the Lord, Job remained faithful to the Heavenly Father. I don’t know how he did it. But even Job reminded himself of the righteousness and justice that clothed him once, and clothed him still. Thank God for His infinite bigness.
Let me be frank. God does not place His righteousness on a dirty, unclean soul. A man must first have his sins washed away by the blood of Jesus (Revelation 1:5). Only then can righteousness and justice be worn, suitable garments for a child of the King.
In Job’s case, he tried to the best of his ability to be faithful to God. His was a just faith that was accounted as righteousness. He was the patriarch who, wishing his children behaved better, offered sacrifices for their sins. He was the believing husband who, over the disgraceful whims of his wife, declared God’s grace is best, no matter what. He was the friend who sought comfort from other men yet saw them hold back, stand away, sit down, and not even offer to put their hands on his shoulder, cry with him, and just keep their mouths shut. He was the faithful man who knew that God would not bully him but instead would be fair to him: Would He contend with me in His great power? No! But He would take note of me (Job 23:6).
And he made it to heaven, fully clothed in a garment of righteousness and justice. This is the spiritual sarong every man wears when he walks with Jesus. If you’re not clothed this way, no piece of pottery, no burlap tunic, no ceremonial ash pile, or oozing wound or antagonistic wife or camo sarong is going to prepare you for your postmortem experience.
Nothing will, save the blood of Jesus.
- In a Biblical way, describe justice.
- In a Biblical way, describe righteousness.
- How do you clothe yourself emotionally? Physically? Socially? Spiritually?
Personally meditate on these key words, or discuss these with your friends or small group. What does the Bible say about each one? Determine how you will interact with these subjects this week:
Over the last several years, I’ve discovered the practicality of wearing and using sarongs. In fact, I now include one in nearly all of my outdoor activities, travels, and even around the house and property. It’s one of several items for which I find the most use when I’m outdoors, among which are:
- water bottle
- fire starter
Here’s a reminder of how to make a sarong (also known as a lungi, dhoti, or mundu): Take a piece of material about 48″ x 84″ (any size close is fine), sew the ends together, and there you have it! But don’t use synthetics. Light cotton material is more traditional and much more practical (e.g., it won’t melt if a campfire ember drifts onto it). Also, it’s not necessary to sew the ends together – that’s a personal preference (I like it either way).
The following are ways I actually and regularly use sarongs (except as rarely noted). Some of the pictures were staged, some were in actual use. And, of course, they’re all hemmed with a little humor. Thanks to my good friend Matthew for his contributions. A book is clearly in the works!
A sarong is a piece of clothing, as shown above. I’ve worn mine at home and around camp (both outdoor and church camps). They are very comfortable on hot summer days, especially when worn without a shirt, footwear, or any other clothing encumbrance. A sarong is regular, manly attire for millions of men worldwide.
A bath towel takes forever to dry. A sarong dries quickly. It’s not quite as absorbent but it does a decent job. Also, while most towels are bulky to pack, a sarong can be carried practically in your pocket (or worn!). And just think: you can dry off, then wear the sarong, letting it dry ON you, a very practical combination, especially outdoors.
3. Seat cover
I often use a sarong to cover a seat or bench. At home, I nearly always use one when the deck furniture or mower has been sitting in the hot sun. I’ve also covered rocks and logs to sit on when taking a break during hikes, and hot vehicle seats, rough or dirty upholstered furniture or benches, canoe and boat seat, and sauna benches.
4. Ground cloth
A sarong comes in handy for places that are dirty, sandy, or damp. And not just to rest my weary body. I often use one as a ground cloth for food, clothes, tools, guns, and other equipment. I’ve even used a sarong as a ground cloth on the shoulder of a road when I had to change a flat tire.
5. Tent rug
Inside or outside a tent, a sarong makes a decent rug. When I’ve used it outside, I eventually bring it in when I retire for the night. A quick shake outside will clean it from debris. Used on the inside, it holds shoes and other items that might be dirty. Since it’s a dirty use, I like to have more than one sarong with me for other purposes.
6. Tent broom
Cleaning the inside of a tent is much easier using a towel as a broom rather than using a broom, which does a poor job of sweeping all the fine particles (and crumbs). A sarong is an obvious choice since I usually don’t go to the trouble of packing a “regular” towel. The sarong used for a rug can be used for this purpose.
It might be small but makes a light cover in cool weather or wind, especially if your sarong is not sewn end to end. For that matter, it can also be used as a cover to shield yourself from the sun or a hot wind. I’ve used it a lot on warm summer nights when just a little cover is needed. It comes in handy when I have to sleep in the garage.
8. Head cover
I have used a sarong many times to protect my head, neck, and ears from the hot sun. Since I spend a lot of time outdoors without a shirt, I’ve also used it to cover both my head and shoulders (like a shawl). When tied with the corners allowed to hang loose and flop around, it serves to shoo away nearly all biting insects, except a few kamikaze horse flies!
9. Fanny pack
While hiking the Texas hill country a number of years ago, I wanted to use my hiking stick and camera, but I also wanted to take along a water filtration bottle and some food. The sarong quickly came out and in no time I devised a fanny pack and was on my way. Although I’m not a fan of fanny packs, I’ve since used it several times as such. On that hike, I happened to use my sarong as a ground cloth, seat cover, and… gee, I can’t remember.
It’s easy. Either use a folded sarong as a flat pillow for minimum support (if that’s what you like) or stuff it with some clothing, like tee shirts. The pillow stuffing can also be a set of clean clothes that you plan to wear the next day, making your morning a little more efficient and organized.
As of this writing, I recently had surgery on my hips and was doing daily physical therapy. A little lumbar support goes a long way. I’ve also rolled up a sarong to use as a cushion to support my neck during a “memorable” overnight bus ride, on which I thought about using it as a weapon (see weapon, below).
A few sticks, a decent view, and a well-used game trail… I have actually shot several deer from behind a blind made from an open-ended, camouflage sarong. In fact, it’s the same one pictured here but I’ve since had the ends sewn together. It’s lightweight and relatively easy to construct, except on a windy day.
Pots, pans, skillets, wire marshmallow sticks, coffee pots, hot rocks, you name it. If it’s hot, use a sarong as a potholder and leave your wife’s kitchen supplies at home.
14. Gun case
Wrap and go. For added security, tie up your gun inside a sarong. Still, you want to check your gun often if you’re traveling any length of time (long hours or days). It will rust if moisture is drawn by the material. On the other hand, I had a cheap shotgun rust inside a “regulation” gun case when I left it in a hot, humid trunk for less than a day. Go figure.
Pictures are worth a thousand words (or a least a few dozen). You get the idea.
16. Tailgate cover
After seeing me do it for my own meals, a teenager at Man Camp grabbed my sarong to cover the tailgate just to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. At least it was a clean PB&J.
17. First response (1st aid)
Thankfully, I’ve never had to use a sarong for first aid but I have practiced making an arm sling. You could also use a sarong to stop bleeding, cover a wound, splint a broken extremity, remove a gnat from your eye, etc.
About the gnat… I actually did this on a trail in Indiana. The aggressive creature flew right into my eyeball. I was by myself so just grabbed my sarong, damped a tightly pinched bit of the material, and gently raked my inner eyelid in an attempt to remove the ferocious beast. It worked.
18. Lean-to for shade
It’s a little small if the ends of your sarong are sewn together. But if it’s open-ended, a decent lean-to sunshade can be erected with whatever is handy. Here, my hiking stick is supported by a sapling on one end and a stick stuck in the ground on the other. This was just after high noon.
19. Duffel, or duffle, bag – either spelling is okay
I have personally not used a sarong as a duffel bag but my son-in-the-faith, Jared, has. He brought his stuff to a Father/Son Retreat bagged up nicely in his sarong, but without a carry strap. Pictured is a sarong with the ends neatly gathered and tied up with a piece of rope, then slung for carry. I’ll have to try this some day!
20. Brew coffee (or tea)
Yes, I said brew coffee. In a clean area of your sarong, place a spoonful (to taste) of coffee grounds, gather the material to make a “tea bag,” and stick it in a cup of hot water.
I first did this on a hiking and camping trip with my son in the Grand Canyon. Don’t forget that a wild harvest of dried blackberry leaves or sassafras roots will make a good brew as well.
21. Strain water
Ditto the coffee trick. In this case, coarse-strain water to prep for fine filtration/purification, or to boil for consumption. No picture – it’s a no brainer.
22. Clothes line
This is one of the few that I’ve not tried but I read about it on the internet so it must be true. Use your sarong as a short clothes line tied on your backpack to hang wet clothes or shoes so they can dry while you’re hiking. No picture, but I suppose it’d work.
23. In the office
I keep a sarong in my office at church and have used it several times for various purposes But it is always “on duty” 24 hours a day as a pad between my guitar case and the shelf on which it leans to protect the wood from the metal trim of the case.
24. Berry picking
More than once I’ve been out on a trail and stumbled across a berry patch ready for the pickin’. Perhaps not blueberries (pictured) but wild raspberries and blackberries (I think even wild strawberries once). Once I’ve found them, I try to set up an ambush year after year. If I’m wearing just a sarong, then I have a choice to make. Berry picking always wins. Don’t look, Ethel!
25. Bug and spider web swatter
When hiking on bug and spider web infested trails, swat at the buggers with a sarong. You’re not aiming to kill (although that helps) but rather to shoo. If all you have on is a sarong, well then, you’ve got another decision to make! No demo picture, especially since I choose to swat.
I go light and simple outdoors, usually carrying a heavy duty drawstring pack with just a few essentials: sarong, knife, water bottle, cord, and fire-maker. This gives me plenty of room to carry other things as needed for specific occasions: binoculars, hunting or fillet knife, tackle, snacks, light jacket, camera, flashlight, etc. Fold the sarong the exact width of your pack using the folds as pockets to store gear. Cased items offer more protection and don’t rattle when I have to take out the sarong.
27. Curtain in the truck
As I write this, I just returned from a Man Camp in which I spent three nights in the back of my truck. That’s not unusual, but I forgot to pack front and back window covers. Out came the sarong – well, it was already out and in use daily – and a curtain was quickly hung over the back window each night.
28. Curtain in the cabin
During a trip to Alaska, I used an unsewn sarong to cover a window to block light so I could get some sleep. This was during the summer with about three hours of night, which translates to 21 hours of daylight.
28. Flotation device
I learned this life-saving technique when I trained as a lifeguard years ago, using denim jeans instead. The sarong works better. First, get it soaking wet. Next, tie a knot in one open end and made a bag. Then, fill it with air either by letting the wind billow it or gathering the open end together and inflating it like a balloon (I did it both ways – blowing into it works surprisingly well). I was able to easily float around with it for a while by holding the knot in one hand and clenching the other end closed with the other hand. A young man nearby said that he, too, learned the technique in scouting using his pants. He was impressed that my sarong worked so well (so was I). I tried this with one of my camo sarongs but it did not work. The fabric was not tightly woven and might have been made of a polyester blend. This doesn’t work so well if you’re skinny dipping – by definition, you wouldn’t have either jeans or a sarong handy.
29. Crossing a fence
While mowing the back 40, I noticed that this year’s wild blackberry crop hesitated to cross the fence. Off came the sarong (from the tractor seat, see #3 above). I laid it across the barbed wire strand and crossed with ease to capture a sampling for the wife and me, she and I both thankful that my manhood remained safe and intact. Works equally well if you’re raiding the neighbor’s watermelon patch (just kidding… sort of).
30. Swaddling cloth
Yep, that’s right. A swaddling cloth. I tried it with my one month old grandson, Ari. As far as I know, he thoroughly enjoyed it. In fact, I took him for our first hike outdoors. We dared each other to eat worms and exchanged tall tales about our fishing adventures. I didn’t believe a word he said because I happen to know he’s never been fishing.
31. Guitar accessory
After cleaning up and tuning a vintage guitar that belonged to my father-in-law, I was pickin’ and strummin’ without the use of a strap. While it wasn’t needed right then, I quickly improvised one from the same sarong I used to make a flotation device. The lightweight material made it easy to tie on. Short lengths of cord on either or both ends of the “strap” would permit easier attachment and adjustment.
32. Prayer rug
You can pray anytime and anywhere. Don’t take that for granted. But you might want something between you and the dirty ground or floor. Yeah, call it a ground cloth but if someone sees you doing so, it might open up an opportunity to talk to them about faith in Jesus. Just be sure to talk about Him only – the sarong is just a soul net.
33. Privacy/discrete cover
A sarong is an ideal wrap or cover for those times when you need to discretely change or otherwise conceal yourself to avoid sightseers. Camp, driving (and passenger!), beach, park, wherever. Seems like one occasionally needs to exercise a little discretion on how much to show and where that might be. You make the call.
34. Chigger wipe
One of the best ways to get rid of chiggers is to simply rub your exposed skin with a rag or towel… or a sarong. The bugs are easy to kill that way if you get to them fast enough. Don’t wait too long. If you suspect that you’ve been exposed, or even think you have, just vigorously wipe yourself down. I’ve been doing this after I work outside where I know there are chiggers and I’ve not had a problem.
35. Baby burp rag
You know the drill: Throw it over your shoulder so the baby can throw up on your shoulder when you burp him. Here, baby Remy gets ready to show how it’s done. If you’re squeamish, the burp rag is close enough for YOU to turn your head and give it a try.
36. Baby blanket
Not to be outdone, Baby Remy models for this one, too.
He was muttering in his sleep, something about shooting a bigger buck than papa but I happen to know that he’s never been deer hunting since the season is not in yet, although he could have been poaching. But at three days old, I doubt it.
37. Sunshade for paint can
We just treated our deck and I needed the very heavy bucket of coating to be up there with me. Warm and sunny, the sarong came out and made a very nice sunshade for the bucket to keep the contents from getting hot and drying out.
38. Drop Cloth
While working on one of the bathrooms, I needed to cover the drain to keep out grout and other debris. The work sarong worked and only require a good shaking out when done.
Not sure I’d want to use it for painting (a small area), but it would do if you don’t mind a few paint spots on the fabric.
Seems odd to use something like a sarong for evangelizing. However, after reading Numbers 15:38-40, placing tassels on the corners of a sarong might get attention, like using it as a prayer rug might (see #32).
When someone asks about the tassels, simply explain that they are a reminder for you to obey God and be holy, exactly the message in Numbers. It’s an Old Testament principle for New Testament believers.
Then talk about Jesus.
And the Cross.
40. Gun sling
After an “incident” while kayaking, and during which I was unarmed except for a knife and a turtle gig (and my brains), I’m now compelled to be armed anytime outdoors. While a handgun would suffice, I’ve decided to carry a shotgun in my boat, like my vintage Snake Charmer .410.
The sarong makes a handy sling for those times I’m on land which, with my adventurous spirit (and curiosity), is fairly often.
Now I have to be alert to bad guys staking out my truck, and a small shotgun like the Snake Charmer evens things up a bit. Slung and in view, it’s more intimidating than my dive knife, and would charm bad guys, too, if necessary.
41. Draft blocker at door
My hobby room is built into the corner of the garage, which is unheated and not insulated. But my room does have a space heater. Still, it can’t hardly keep up when it’s well below zero and breezy outside. Cold air doesn’t just seep in under the door, it stages a full-on assault, most of which is held at bay by my heavier work sarong.
Not to be confused with the kind of cape a super hero wears, a sarong serves nicely as a warm cape in cold rooms or in cool night air. I “accidentally” caught myself using one as such when spending a few nights alone in my mother-in-law’s house way out in the country of northern Ohio during the winter. Wandering around the old drafty house was much more comfortable with something covering my bare skin, at least from the waist up. A peeping Tom would have thought he had seen Sarong Man, if not a deranged man.
Like a cape and head cover, a sarong has other clothing applications, like a scarf in cold weather. It’s not fashionable, of course, but it is warm.
This picture was taken when the temperature was climbing above zero, but it was a good day to burn my fields. Therefore, the next sarong use….
44. Dust mask, or smoke mask
… I burn my native wildflower and grass fields every year or so. A bandana comes in handy as a smoke mask, or dust mask when doing dirty work outdoors (mowing on dry days, spray painting, etc.).
On this day, one of my sarongs came in handy as my bandana was in another pair of jeans.
Goggles are a big help, too; a whole lot better than wrap-around sun or safety glasses.
45. Flag (signaling)
If you ever find yourself in a survival situation, you can easily make a signaling flag by tying the fabric ends to a large stick or staff (a hunter orange sarong is ideal). Make sure the knots are tight enough that the sarong doesn’t slip down the stick while waving it. A sarong flag is also great for leading the charge into battle in a pinch. Note that if you’re wearing nothing but a sarong, you’ll be wearing nothing but nothing when signaling for help or charging your enemies, the latter of which will almost certainly lead to victory… if you’re Celtic.
46. Hobo pack/sack
If you don’t attract attention with your flag, keep your stick close by. You can reconfigure your sarong into a pouch that you can tie to one end of the stick and use to easily store and transport your gear, food, or materials.
47. Tree climbing aid
Some trees have really rough bark that can tear up your hands, especially when you have to do a pull-up to get into the tree. Spare your skin; use a sarong! Fold the sarong over multiple times so it becomes a long, narrow piece of fabric. Loop this over a low-hanging branch, then grab both ends with your hands and use it to pull yourself up. After that, you’re on your own.
48. Work bench cover
If you want a lint-free cover for a table or workbench, the sarong is a great choice. It can be completely unfolded to cover a large area, or halved or quartered for a smaller area.
49. Guitar neck pillow
When you lay your guitar down to change strings, clean it, or perform repairs, give it some neck support. You wouldn’t lie down without some kind of pillow for your neck, would you? Simply roll up the sarong and place it under the neck. This will likely make the guitar more stable on whatever surface you’re working on as well.
And, of course, use a second sarong to place under the body.
50. Bow case
Similar to using for a gun case (or swaddling a baby), I use a sarong to pad my crossbow’s bow sub-assembly when it’s stored in the carrying case with other components. The sarong works equally well for storing or transporting a compound bow. Long bows might be a little long (hence the word, long) unless one uses an open-ended sarong.
In this case (literally), I keep my new favorite: a Cold Steel Cheap Shot 130 crossbow, 10 bolts, and other survival gear like a sarong, water bottle, knife, etc.
51. Arrow quiver
Field test underway.
Depending on one’s homeland, it is also known as a shemagh, dastmaal yazdi, chafiyeh, ghutrah, or rezza.
See head cover, scarf, dust or smoke mask. Bedouins aren’t the only ones who know how to protect the old noggin and it’s perch.
53. Game carrier
Field test underway.
54. Kayak skirt
Field Test underway.
55. Kayak sail
Even in a light breeze, I managed to harness enough gale to move me to the other side of the lake, and all I had to do was hold up my sailing sarong using the kayak’s paddles. Now I’m thinking of how to make mounts so I can sit back and relax. I’m sure the answer is blowing in the wind.
56. Kayak paddle
It wasn’t the best application I’ve made for a sarong but it worked. I floated by an old beaver lodge, grabbed a forked stick, and wrapped my sarong around it. A few strokes later, I was slinging water everywhere but did manage to get somewhere.
57. Book bag
Men’s Bible study started up and I needed to pack up my Bible, study book, and notepad.
Yeah, I had a few carriers to use but why not a sarong.
58. Laptop carrier
Field test underway.
59. Plastic separator/protector
The sarong as a plastic separator serves as a buffer of sorts when separating two pieces of plastic that are snapped together, as is common on PCs and in car interiors. It prevents the prying tool from scratching and/or marring the plastic. It also helps hold the two pieces apart as you move the tool along the crack to pop the pieces apart.
60. Mattress mover
Yep, my wife and I actually used a sarong to move a queen size mattress. It aided her in guiding the mattress while I pushed it down the hall. And, of course, similar to a legit mattress sling (for moving, not for catapulting mattresses), the sarong would be helpful for lifting a mattress from each end, although we didn’t need to do this.
61. Drawer discrete cover
I keep a lot of candy and other treats in my office at church. Unfortunately, I have church mice – little fellows who like to dash in, look for a snack, and dash out. So I place my candy dish in the drawer of my credenza, cover it with my “office” sarong, and place some work-related items on top to camouflage the sweet treasure trove. So far, the church mice have not wizened up.
62. Table top
Yes, a table top. A luggage rack in a hotel room just doesn’t work well if you have to keep things nearby. I actually had to put one on my side of the bed when my wife and I were traveling recently. One of my sarongs was laid on top, providing sufficient support for my “items.”
63. Cover/retainer for lounge chair blanket
The cotton blanket I use on my vintage lounge chair kept blowing off at Man Camp. My sarong was slid over the top portion like a retaining tube to keep the blanket in place.
64. Kayak paddle rest
Crossbow fishing and gigging for big carp requires stealth. They squirt out of the way fast when they see or hear something approach. It was difficult to place the paddle (or gig) across the sides of the kayak to prepare for a shot (or stab) without making any noise. Out came the sarong and, folded lengthwise, it was placed across the kayak to give me a soft rest for the the long gear.
65. Rain cover
Even though it’s cotton, my sarong(s) work fairly well in light rain. Probably would not work as well in a pouring down rain but I indeed used it recently in an outdoor walking tour at the Hensley Settlement in Cumberland Gap National Historical Park. It was, to say the least (even by my son), a little bizarre that it worked so well. On the other hand, remember that it makes a workable personal flotation device (see #28).
66. Crossbow bolt stop
I’ve been trying to spear big carp with my 80# crossbow pistol. Don’t ask about the success. Anyway, there’s no easy way to relieve the string except to shoot the bolt.
Back at the truck, as I was looking for some soft dirt to shoot into, I thought I’d try shooting into my sarong. Instead of laying it on the ground though, I placed it on a cable spanning two posts bordering the parking area (a horizontal tree limb would have down equally as well), removed the field tip from a bolt, placed it in loading position, stood back about 10 feet, and shot at the lower half of the sarong. I expected the bolt would have at least caused a mark. It did not. The free-hanging cloth gave way to the speeding bolt just enough to drop it right there.
Most likely, a loose weave material would have ripped but at least I didn’t risk ruining or losing an expensive bolt by shooting into the ground.
Field test underway.
Field test underway.
69. Hammock chair
Field test underway.
Field test underway.
71. Cast cover
After a bit of surgery on my wrist, I had to wear a cast for a few weeks. Grilling, mowing, and other outdoor chores could not wait. To keep the sun, smoke, dirt, grass clippings, and any other assortment of environmental debris off and out of the cast, I wrapped it with a sarong.
72. Flower carrier
You’ve come upon a field of native wildflowers. The queen back home deserves a bouquet but you’ve no way of getting them there without keeping them wet. Out (or off) comes the sarong. Just soak it with water, which should be available in any nearby creek or lake, and wrap the flowers for transport. Sure, you’ll get wet, but you’ll dry out faster than the flowers will.
73. Insulator for water bottle
Field test underway.
74. Backdrop for photo op
For a neutral backdrop when photo-documenting my projects, a sarong is perfect. The picture speaks for itself.
75. Back pack tie down
After a long walk to the dorm at a youth camp where I was to act like an adult, I decided to get a carrier – the type used for grocery bags and other items that old men don’t want to carry very far (and old women).
I’ve used it numerous times to transport my pack into the house, hotel, and hacienda.
Since I usually have a sarong with me, I just took it out (or off) and tied the pack to the frame.
The cart collapses and stores just about anywhere.
76. Tie down on motorcycle
A friend brought me a milk crate full of outdoor gear. I was on my motorcycle and had to haul the goods home. Thankfully, I had a sarong in my office and was able to tie down the crate and make it home with no problem. It seems practical enough to use for other items when I’m biking around and have an unexpected need to get a bulky item home.
77. Medical pad
The perils of barefooting: slivers. In this real-time event, I caught a sliver in my foot in the garage, hobbled to the nearby hobby room, grabbed the first thing I could find for a pad – my hunter orange sarong, propped up my foot under the lighted magnifier, and removed the offending amalgam.
And just like that, my camera happened to be on the bench, so henceforth the actual pose, post-puncture wound.
78. Firewood carrier
It’s a handy carrier for sticks and other tinder and kindling. Perhaps it’ll even do to carry a couple of pieces of fuel logs.
These were carried to my fire ring. The artificial log is pictured for effect – I never use them (insert wink-wink here).
79. Rifle or handgun rest
Since I never leave home without one, I’ve used several sarongs in several hunting situations to take game. Just roll it up or lay it down in the form of rest needed:
- Rested my handgun on a log to take a coyote I called in (35 yards).
- Rested my rifle on my pack basket, sat down on the ground, took aim and fired. Got a nice little buck… at 222 yards.
- Rested my handgun on window sill of our hunting blind and took several deer, various times of course, using handgun and rifle.
- Rested other guns in other situations for taking game or target shooting.
80. Patches for a muzzleloader
Sarongs made from cotton, and only cotton, can be used to make patches for shooting round balls from muzzleloaders. Of course, this means that one’s sarong will become holey, so only do so when needed. Better yet, use your shirt tail or bandana. Just be sure to use all cotton fabric.
The caveat to this is that one should have sighted in his muzzleloader previous to taking to the field. This means that the best accuracy should have been found by using a certain thickness of patch material. Stay with what works, but again, if needed in the field, a sarong can produce hundreds of patches.
Spit patches can work this way but shots should be taken shortly after applying your spit. Few of us can plan that short interval of time in the field.
81. Medical mask
I suppose this falls under the first aid category but in fact, it is not first aid; it is currently a requirement for people to wear inside public places in my county to slow the spread of the China virus (coronavirus, or COVID19 for you elitists).
Of course, I’ve used a bandana, too, emulating Jesse James on whose original family farm my own house sits – what goes around comes around. I’ve also used a regulation medical mask and a homemade mask (thank you ladies in my church). But of course, a sarong is as practical as anything, especially if that is all you have handy.
82. Seat belt cushion
A little sun and some reddened body parts creates a lot of discomfort wearing a seat belt across one’s sunburned skin. So, on the way back from a trip to the lake, my wife grabbed my ever-present sarong to use as a cushion under the seat belt. Worked like a champ.
83. Wind flag
This is, again, one of those applications that I thankfully have not had to use. But if needed, one can hoist a sarong as a flag in an open area to indicate wind direction and strength to an approaching aircraft, say, for rescue. It’s similar to a signal flag but with a different purpose. A bright colored sarong works best, of course. Use hunter orange.
A wind sock can possibly be fashioned out of a sarong but I doubt the effectiveness since the closed end would be heavy relative to the open end. Still, if it’s really needed, rip the sarong into a useful size and establish a wind flag for rescue operations.
84. Carrier, general purpose
Along the same lines as a carrier for flowers and firewood (and game), I found myself actually using a sarong to carry gear around my back forty as I trimmed weeds from saplings. I didn’t have many (or any?) pockets and even if I had, there was too much to lug around, especially after pruning back a willow (and keeping the cutting) and pulling up protectors. Worked like a charm.
Yes, that’s a snake catcher. You never know.
85. Dog leash
Field test underway.
86. And yes, a Weapon
Some forms of martial arts specialize in using a sarong as a flexible weapon. I have not done so, but then again, I’m no Chuck Norris. In the hands of a trained person, it can bind, choke, club, lock, press, trap, and whip.
For us regular, red-blooded, all-American guys, we know how to whip. We’ve had plenty of practice towel-snapping a buddy’s naked butt, right?
Imagine sarong-snapping a bad guy in the eyes. That might deter an attack or provide a distraction until reinforcement arrives.
A few wraps of the corner around the holding hand might provide some protection in the event of a knife wielding lunge.
I did try to use it as a sling (like David slaying Goliath) but was unsuccessful. It did occur to me, though, that I could wrap a heavy object in the end and use it as an effective club, like a rock in a sock.
To have it handy for use, wear as a sash. If it’s all you’re wearing, taking it off to use as a weapon might be all you’ll need to do!
But seriously, now when I travel I have an assortment of weapons from which to choose, depending on the occasion: