AK-47 obiter dicta

obiter dicta (Latin, pl.):  in passing + something said; i.e., something said in passing.

  1. I defend my home with an AK-47.  You got a better idea?
  2. One should never procure an AR-15 when he has the choice of procuring an AK-47.
  3. My dialing up 30 rounds from an AK-47 is better than you dialing up 9-1-1.
  4. What’s better than an AR-15 with a 30 round magazine?  An AK-47 with a 30 round magazine.  Make that an AK-47 with two 30 round magazines.
  5. That’s not a bayonet.  That’s a letter opener.  Stand back and I’ll prove it.
  6. My AK-47 is not an assault rifle.  It is a response rifle, a hunting rifle, and a competition rifle.
  7. You do realize that an AK-47 is a foreign-designed weapon, that in the hands of the right oppressor over there would have assaulted and overthrown America as we know it over here.  So what’s stopping them?  The 2nd Amendment.
  8. My AK-47 has killed one deer.  The surgeon’s scalpel has killed 10’s of millions of babies in my generation, with millions more children who will be murdered if abortion is not stopped.  My AK-47 has killed ONE DEER.
  9. Would someone please tell all the children in the media spotlight to quit whining and crying about gun control?  While you’re at it, explain civics to the school kids, too, as they clearly didn’t get it either in their public school education.
  10. I have beat on my AK-47 with a sledge hammer and vise to remove and replace a part.  Try that with your AR-15.  (PS – The part was aesthetic but still, try it on your AR-15).

 

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