You know what they say:
Necessity is the mother of invention.
I don’t know who the father is, probably remorse.
– Red Green, from The Red Green Show
A husband is what’s left of a sweetheart
after the nerve has been killed.
– Bud Abbott & Lou Costello,
in The Noose Hangs High (1948)
We’re all gonna die if we live long enough.
– My salute to Yogi Berra.