Alphabet Agenda

A – Abortion, otherwise  known as murdering children.  “A” has a several rivals, including allied, asexual, agender, and aromantic, all of which violate God’s gifts of gender.  But as for abortion, read This Gross Thing.

B – Bisexuality.

C – Communism.  The goal of socialism, which is the goal of liberalism, which is the goal of malcontent-patriots; and I use the term “patriots” lightly here.  Maybe I should say faux-patriots or patriot-wanna-be’s.  Blast it!  I won’t sully the title of “patriot” by using it in the same sentence with any of those isms.

Climate change is a close second.  The liberals’ goal is for everyone to believe in their highly skewed views of the topic, mostly because only they are right and anyone else who thinks logically, rationally, and scientifically is wrong.  Conveniently for them, their politics of climate change (or global warming, we’re not fooled by terms) skips their socialist agenda entirely and goes right to communism.

D – Double standard, and equal to that is democrat.  You all have a long way to go to bring your party back to some semblance of sanity, morality, and honesty.  Truth is, so do both parties, or any party of any political stripe.  Democrat just happens to begin with the letter “D” and rhymes with “double standard.”  Not really, but too, any party-line-towing jack ass will make you out to be wrong while they are always right.  If they can do it, so can I.  Oh, I can’t?  I’m not allowed?  I’m never right?  A hateful man disguises himself with his speech, but he lays up deceit in his heart.  When he speaks graciously, do not believe him, for seven abominations fill his heart.  Though his hatred is concealed by deception, his wickedness will be exposed in the assembly.  (Proverbs 26:24-26)

E – Evolution.

Embryonic stem cell research is an equal.  Anything else that tampers with life and basically tells God to take a flying leap, and that begins with the letter “E” (or not), insert here.

F – Feminism.  Will some of you gals stop trying to make pansies out of our boys?  They don’t need your dope of estrogen.  They need to bleed, catch frogs, chop wood, drink from the same container, fish and hunt (yes, kill animals), get dirty, hammer nails, jump off high things, mow grass, pee on trees, play Army, play cowboys and Indians, play in the fire, shoot guns, sing, skinny dip (and even skinny hike), skip rocks, smell like a man, throw knives, whistle, work on cars, and wrestle.  And will some of you men start letting your boys do these things, and do it with them?  Gee whiz, people!  It’s in a boy’s DNA!  Stop trying to breed it out of him with some of the other letters of the alphabet agenda.

G – Gay rights.

H – Health care.

I – Illegal immigration.  It’s better known as “make the American citizen obey the law and punish him when he doesn’t, but invite the illegal immigrant to break the law and reward him when he does.”

J – Judicial activism.

K – KKK.  Ku Klux Klan and any other number of their bigoted and disgusting ilk.

L – Lesbians.

M – Marijuana.

N – Nepotism.

O – Oppression.

P – Pansexual.  Well now, we can avoid the whole alphabet scheme by just using this word for every gender/sexual connotation and choice, but that would be an affront to Peter Pan, otherwise known as an adventurous boy in a really terrific, fictional story.  Pan, although the leader of a loyal gang of boys who were naturally testosterone-filled males, showed affection for naturally estrogen-filled girls.  He had a natural, hormone- inflicted, serious crush on the lead female character.  Everything as it should be – even fiction writers get it right sometimes.  God got it right from the beginning, and still does.

Q – Queer.  Yes, I know “Q” can also mean “Questioning,” but now “queer” is an acceptable term again, except when I call them that.  Queer is not to be confused with the ball-carrier in “smear the queer,” a playground game we boys played in elementary school.  None of us wanted to be the queer.  Oh, wait…  Maybe it is to be confused with that.  Isn’t that queer?

R – Registration, as in gun registration.  Why does the government and liberal ilk of this country want to know what kind of firearms I own, how many, or where I keep them?  Oh, this is the first and most important step in gun confiscation?  Now I get it.  And so will the bad guys when they gleefully celebrate a free reign of terror upon unarmed citizens.  Gun registration is simply tacit permission for criminals to do whatever they want to an unarmed society.  Not that they need permission, but a gun would provide some persuasion for them not to misbehave in its presence, though some criminal ilk don’t even get that.  Can you imagine what it will be like when they don’t have to worry about getting it at all while they run rampant in our communities?  Registration of firearms is an evil thing.  Confiscation even more so.  Read The Surrender and Sacrifice of Arms.  And Firearms: The Big Problem.  Then get back to me.

S – Separation of Church and State.  It’s nowhere mentioned in the Constitution of the United States of American.  It’s a clarifying statement Thomas Jefferson wrote regarding the First Amendment.  It boils down to this:  The government has no business telling the Church what to do but the Church has every right to carry out Her mission, both publicly and privately.  Make no mistake, the Church means Christendom, not Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, Confucianism, Taoism, Christian Science, Mormonism, Atheism, Satanism, Paganism, Shintoism, Druidism, or any other ism.  One has the freedom to worship (or not) however he desires but he doesn’t have the freedom to interfere with the Church (aka Christendom) in America.  One can be an American non-Christian and exercise his right to speak freely (protest) against all things Godly, or he can be an American Christian and exercise his right to worship freely (praise) all things Godly.  Oddly enough, both rights are enumerated and therefore protected by the First Amendment.  Let’s not forget that the Amendment specifically states that “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.”  What part of prohibiting do you liberal lawmakers don’t get?  And about that public property:  It’s not yours.  It’s ours.  A small part of it is mine.

T – Transgenderism.

U – Unions.

V – Vegetarian.

W – Worker’s rights.

X – Xenophobia.  Racism, plain and simple.

Y – Yippie.  This radical “philosophy” is still alive and well today, and in its new edition it is drastically affecting the worldview of young adults.  Think of anything ‘anti.’  That’s yippiism.  Think of anything stupid that’s forced upon a free society by brainless, brainwashed, brain-dead hooligans and/or liberals (it’s hard to tell the difference sometimes).  That’s yippiism.  And now these neo-yippies are invading our government via female, foul-mouthed millennial politicians and their male counterparts, the formerly toxic now eunuchized and sissified guys (I cannot bring myself to call them men), and other sectors of society like businesses, churches, schools, and any last vestige of masculinity.  Neo-yippies are synonymous with feminism because men are largely absent from the movement, or perhaps just cowardly.  Yip-pie.

Z – Zero tolerance.  It’s the escape clause for “grown-ups” who act thoughtlessly, unmercifully, and in most cases ridiculously because they can’t think for themselves or don’t have the heart to make a mature decision.  They’d rather a little boy eat his lunch sandwich into the shape of a wine bottle or flower instead of a pistol or knife.  These are the same people who won’t tolerate a “Make America Great Again” ball cap but gladly wear or approve of the public wearing of a vagina hat at feminist rallies.  I think men should wear penis shoes at masculine rallies but that wouldn’t be tolerated either; not because of penises but because masculinity is toxic and there’s no place in society for adventure, chivalry, fearlessness, gallantry, nobility and, heaven help us, manly Christian virtue.  But that still leaves us with what to do with the penis.